as the coma kicks in.

As reality sets in, my mind goes blank and I slip into a coma. No no no, children, I'm still living, I've just been sucked into the black abyss we know as the "Internet" or "interwebz" as Beck would say. Twitter, Facebook, Blogspot, Hotornot, Nexopia, its a viscious cycle that can only be broken by an irrational mother screaming from the top of the stairs that I am to go to bed at once. Oh, hold on a moment, facebook message.......... Alright, now back to what I was talking about. You see, if the older generation, aka the technologically impaired citizens of this world had any clue as to what us "hip" kids were up to on the interwebz and could understand even a bit of it, they'd be hooked too. I can picture it now, old folks homes filled with nothing but laptops with size 364 font with Mozart playing in the background. It's exactly how our generation will be like once we get to the pre-keeled over stage. we will beg to be buried with our Macbooks. It's a sad reality but nonetheless, its bound to happen.